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• Sideshow Bob: [rubbing Selma's feet] [quietly] Soon I will kill you.
  .. Selma: What? Sideshow Bob: Son pied sont il beau....
• You tried to kill me. I want a separation.
  -- Selma to her husband of nary a few days Sideshow Bob, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• I just hope people don't think I'm marrying you for your money.
  Instead of your... less tangible qualities....
• Sideshow Bob: Selma, would you mind if I did something bold and shocking in front of your family?
  Selma: All right. But no tongues. [removes her cigarette and puckers up] Sideshow Bob...
• Selma: That McGyver's a genius. Sideshow Bob: First of all, he's not a genius.
  He's an actor. And second, he's not <much> of an actor....
• Hey, relax. I told you, I got money. I bought stock in a mace company just before society crumbled.
  -- Selma, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• Kissing you would be like kissing some divine ashtray.
  -- Sideshow Bob to his new love Selma, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• Sideshow Bob: Selma, will you marry me? Bart: Don't be a fool, Aunt Selma!
  That man is scum! Selma: Then call me Mrs. Scum! -- "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• Lisa: [bitterly] <I> could've been the flower girl.
  And I wouldn't keep falling down, either. Ba...