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• Bob: [high-pitched] All Springfield trembles before the might of Sideshow Bob!
  Blasted helium! Shoo...shoo...shoo. [normal voice] Ha ha, that's better!...
• Troy: [voiceover] When Krusty the clown got canceled, he tried everything to stay on the air.
  Here's what you didn't see. Krusty: Watch my show, I will send you this book featuring me in a variety of sexually explicit positions....
• Chalmers: Well, it's clear you've been falsely accused.
  Because no one, anywhere, ever, would pretend to be a 44-year-old virgin....
• Lisa: Sideshow Bob used to be Krusty the Klown's sidekick.
  In 1990 he framed Krusty for armed robbery and Bart got him put in jail....
• Krusty: Get out! Don't come back 'til you fix "Itchy & Scratchy"!
  [Myers walks out, slamming Krusty's office door so hard that it comes of the hinges, shattering the window....
• Techie: Talking doll, take eight. Lisa: "When I get married, I'm keeping my own name.
  Oh, no, that should probably be "If I choose to get married....
• Krusty: All right, now there can only be one Krusty in each territory, so I hope this works out.
  Tell me where you're from. Man 1: Georgia. Texan 1...
• Bart: Look at him. His clothes are so drab. Lisa
  His face is so flesh-colored and sad. Bart: And his feet....
• We now return to the 27th Annual Krusty the Clown Telethon for Motion Sickness.
  -- "The Return of Sideshow Bob...