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• Agent: Now, before I give you the check, one more question.
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• If I want to hear you scream in pain I'll play some rap music.
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  Homer: All right, he can stay. But I get to treat him like garbage....
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• Burns: Praise God. I think the thug has finally gone home for the day.
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