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• Sulu: Captain, Klingons off the starboard bow. Kirk
  [covering his face in annoyance] Again with the Klingons....
• CBG: Last night's "Itchy & Scratchy" was, without a doubt, the _worst_ episode ever.
  Rest assured that I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world....
• McCoy: "My God, that's a big ship." Scott: "Not so big as her captain, I think.
  -- "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8...
• Picard: "Captain's Log, Supplemental. Captain Maxwell has turned his ship over to his first officer and transported aboard the Enterprise.
  I have confined him to quarters for the return voyage." -- "The Wounded", Stardate 44431.7...
• So you're from outer space!" "Actually, I'm from Iowa
  I just WORK in outer space." -- Captain Kirk on careers -- Star Trek IV...
• Sign on the school: Parent-Teacher Night: Let's share the blame Episode
  9F03: Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
• Spock: "It is possible that I have brought my argument with Sarek to you, Captain.
  If so, I apologize. Picard: "Is it so important that you win one last argument with him?...
• We got beets! -- Lisa, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
• TV sucks. -- Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie