Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
My Child Is On The Honor Roll At Springfield Elementary".
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
The Simpsons
"My child is on the honor roll at Springfield Elementary".
You know, I thought I'd never find a replacement for my `Where's the
Beef?' bumper sticker.
-- Homer, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie"
Related:
Homer: You know, when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me.
So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table....
You know, some of these stories are pretty good. I never knew mice lived such interesting lives.
-- Homer watches Itchy and Scratchy, "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
I [HEART] MY [DOGHEAD] -- Enigmatic Bumper Sticke
You heard me, I won't be in for the rest of the week.
... I told you! My baby beat me up! ... No, it is not the worst excuse I ever thought up....
Lisa: He has the demented melancholy of a Tennessee Williams heroine!
Homer: Don't you think I know that? -- Well, honestly....
You heard me. I won't be in for the rest of the week .
.. I told you. My baby beat me up ... Oh, it is not the worst excuse I ever thought up....
Marge: Homer, I'd like to talk to you. Homer: But then I won't be watching TV!
-- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
You know, some of these stories are pretty good. I never knew mice lived such interesting lives.
-- Homer Simpson Itchy & Scratchy & Marge...
Sorry, I don't date outside my species. -- Bumper Sticke