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• Martin: I am the wondrous wizard of Latin! I am a dervish of declension and a conjurer of conjugation, with a million hit points and maximum charisma.
  [spots a blackboard with verbs written all over it] Aha!...
• Martin's Dad: [to wife] I told you we should have served cake instead of oysters!
  Martin: I'm ruined! Nelson: [punches Martin in the gut] Ha-ha, ohh....
• Zombie Skinner: Martin Prince, report to my office at once.
  .. [turns around, revealing ghastly features] and bring that big juicy chess club brain of yours....
• Martin: {Behold the flying machine that will car me, Phineas Fogg, around the world in eighty days.
  } Nelson: {[shoots Martin's balloon] Dang! I was aiming for his head....
• First-rate work, Bart. This universe you've created is even more impressive than Martin's milk-carton ukulele.
  -- Principal Skinner, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Martin: [to his flipping dog] Oh boy, Flipsy! You and I are going on a road trip.
  [Nelson grabs Martin and tosses Flipsy out the window] [Flipsy gets run over by a car] Nelso...
• Oh, no. What have I done? What am I doing? What will I do?
  -- That is the question, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Bart: I'm telling you, I _do_ work on the Krusty show.
  Look at the credits! [presses "play"] Krusty...
• I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
  -- Steve Marti...