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• Martin: I am the wondrous wizard of Latin! I am a dervish of declension and a conjurer of conjugation, with a million hit points and maximum charisma.
  [spots a blackboard with verbs written all over it] Aha!...
• Martin: [to his flipping dog] Oh boy, Flipsy! You and I are going on a road trip.
  [Nelson grabs Martin and tosses Flipsy out the window] [Flipsy gets run over by a car] Nelso...
• Homer: All right, men, get ready to blast off. [Slowly begins to drive forward] Whooo!
  We're in orbit now! What's that? A call from the President?...
• Martin: [raises hand] Mrs. Krabappel, I also have an announcement to make.
  Krabappel: Can't it wait until I retire? Martin: [clears throat and gets up] I want one and all to join me in celebrating the anniversary of my portentous birth....
• Skinner: Mrs. Krabappel, Bart has something he wants to say to you.
  Bart: I won't say it! Skinner: Bart! Bart: Oh ....
• Martin: I am Calliope, the muse of heroic poetry! Nelso
  No kiddin'! [kidney-punches Martin] -- "Treehouse of Horror III...
• Bart: We got no car! Martin: We got no money! Milhouse
  And no one knows we're here! B+Ma+Mi: We're stranded!...
• Skinner: This is absurd! I did not have relations in that closet and the fact is I haven't .
  .. [hesitates] um ... Chalmers: Yes? Krabappel: Seymour, I think you'd better tell them....
• Martin: More friends! More allies! More, I say. Hang those who talk of less.
  There's a few inches over here, ho! [one more kid squeezes in, causing the pool to burst] My precious pool and its lifestyle accoutrements....