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We Sell Forbidden Objects From Places Men Fear To Tread.
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We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to tread.
We also sell frozen yogurt, which I call "Frogurt"!
-- Proprietor of the 'House of Evil',
"Treehouse of Horror III"
Related:
Smithers, this is a golden opportunity! If we can get him alive, we can put him on Broadway!
Dead, we'll sell monkey stew to the Army!...
Burns: What do you think, Smithers? Smithers: I think women and sea-men don't mix.
Burns: We *know* what you think! -- "Treehouse of Horror III...
Bart: [English accent] Stupid party, wish we were trick or treat'n.
Marge: Now Bart, you can find just as much horror around the house. -- "Treehouse of Horror III...
Bart: Yo, Mom! We haven't got the eyeballs yet. Marge
[aims the flashlight at Homer, who is eating the ghoulish snacks] Homer, you're ruining it!...
Owner: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: [worried] Ooooh, that's bad. Owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt!...
When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence.
When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment. -- Warren Farrell...
Breakthrough: We finally figured out a way to sell it!
Lisa: I can feel an evil presence in this house. Marge
Evil!? Homer: Quiet, Lisa. You're scaring your mother....
Abe: [shouting] That doll is *Evil*, I tells ya. Evil!
Eeeeeeviillll!!! Marge: Grandpa, you said that about all the presents....