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• Bart: Grandpa, why don't you tell us a story? You've led an interesting life.
  Abe: [resentfully] That's a lie and you know it!...
• Hey baby! Get comfortable. Relaaax. It's a little hot for that cheerleader outfit, don't you think?
  -- The Evil Krusty Doll to Malibu Stacey, "Treehouse of Horror III...
• pointing to a Good/Evil switch on the back of the doll] Yup, here's your problem.
  Someone set this thing to "Evil". -- Krusty Co. repairman, "Treehouse of Horror III...
• Man: Awwwwwwooo Ooooooogh! kids: [all screaming] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
  Ned: Hi kids! Did I scaredly-dare you? Bart: Nice try, Mr....
• You think your dirty socks can stop me?! Well, they *are* making me.
  .. dizzy. Ooooohhh.....
• Homer: ...and his _wife_ comes through the door! Ba
  [bored] So? Homer: Did I mention that she was dead?...
• Marge: Hello, Mom?...Fine. You know, Abe had a very nice time with you last Sunday -- Abe
  Tell her I love her! Marge: [covering mouthpiece] Grampa, shh!...
• Bart: Hey Homer, where's your present? Homer: D'oh!
  I mean... D`oh-n't worry son, I forgot to get you a present....
• Lisa: I can feel an evil presence in this house. Marge
  Evil!? Homer: Quiet, Lisa. You're scaring your mother....