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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Pennyfeather: Hello, I'm Mrs. Pennyfeather. I understand you are looking for a nanny.
  Marge: Pleased to meet you. Homer: Wait a minute, Marge....
• Homer: God, if you really are God, you'll get me tickets to that game.
  [doorbell rings] Ned: Heidely-ho, neighbor....
• Marge: President Bush is driving on our lawn! He must be lost.
  Homer: [threatening] He's not lost. Bart: Looks like we're experiencing some blowback from the wig offensive....
• Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
  Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....
• Homer: Son, if you can look me in the eye and say you didn't take the collection money, that's all I need.
  Bart: [looking at him] I didn't take it. Homer: Why you little -- [strangles him] How can you look me in the eye and lie like that?...
• Homer: Fine. I can have a great time all by myself.
  Lisa: Hey Dad, I think state and federal laws require us to have a babysitter....
• George: I'll ruin you like a Japanese banquet! I'll take your head and -- Gorbachev!
  Heh, what are you doing here? Mikhail: I just dropped by with present for warming of house....
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...