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• Homer: ...and his _wife_ comes through the door! Ba
  [bored] So? Homer: Did I mention that she was dead?...
• Marge: Homer? Homey? Hmm...[notices typewriter] What he's typed will be a window into his madness.
  [reads it] "Feelin' fine". Woah! That's a relief....
• Marge: Homer, did you just call everyone "chicken"?
  Homer: Noooo. I swear on this Bible! Marge: That's not a Bible...
• Marge: Homer! Are you all right? Homer: [meekly] No.
  Hutz: Mr. Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night....
• Marge: I think you're making him angry... Reporte
  [derisively] C'mon, what's he gonna do? Run amok in downtown Springfield?...
• Burns: I want you to arrange a party for two at my estate
  Marge, me, and do you think you could dig up Al Jolson?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: [wakes up and screams] Marge: Did you have a nightmare, Homey?
  Homer: No, Bart bit me. Bart: Hey, man, you were crushing me....
• Marge: Homey, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life.
  Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life....