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• Lisa: [on phone] Oh no, that's awful, Mr. Puente. What?
  Oh, he owns the nuclear power plant. Yeah, I'd like to settle his hash too....
• Doris: OK, I got your German grub right here. [serves Bart, who eats, and walks away] Lisa
  Bart, does it strike you as odd that Uter disappeared and suddenly they're serving us this mysterious food called "Uterbraten"?...
• Lisa: What's up there? Bart: Is it a monster? Lisa
  We have to know. Bart: Tell us what's the secret....
• Good Eeevening. I've been asked to tell you that the following show is very scary, with stuff that might give your kids nightmares.
  You see, there are some *crybabies* out there, religious types mostly, who might be offended....
• Ned: OK, folks, look: I called the police captain in Shelbyville.
  He says he hasn't seen our kids, but if they show up in the morgue, he'll fax us....
• Ned: Good night, my little foundlingadings. Ba
  But it's only 7:00. Lisa: Yeah, the sun is still out....
• Bart: Grandpa, why don't you tell us a story? You've led an interesting life.
  Abe: [resentfully] That's a lie and you know it!...
• Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
  They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily....
• Lisa: Mom! Mom! You've gotta help: they're cooking kids in the school cafeteria!
  Marge: Listen, kids: you're eight and ten years old now....