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• Abe: [shouting] That doll is *Evil*, I tells ya. Evil!
  Eeeeeeviillll!!! Marge: Grandpa, you said that about all the presents....
• Man: Awwwwwwooo Ooooooogh! kids: [all screaming] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
  Ned: Hi kids! Did I scaredly-dare you? Bart: Nice try, Mr....
• Lisa: Grandpa's a vampire? Bart: We're all vampires!
  Lisa: But, no! We killed Mr. Burns -- Homer: You have to kill the _head_ vampire....
• Homer: Bart! How many times have I told you not to bite your sis -- [gasps] Wait a minute!
  You _are_ a vampire! Abe: Quick! We have to kill the boy!...
• Bart: Hey Homer, where's your present? Homer: D'oh!
  I mean... D`oh-n't worry son, I forgot to get you a present....
• Lisa: What's up there? Bart: Is it a monster? Lisa
  We have to know. Bart: Tell us what's the secret....
• Lisa: [reading the classifieds] Hey, here's a good job, Dad!
  Oh, wait, you have to know how to operate an ultrasonic lithotriptor....
• Bart: Dad, you killed the Zombie Flanders! Homer: He was a zombie? Treehouse of Horror III
• Bart: Dad, you killed the Zombie Flanders! Homer: He was a Zombie!? -- "Treehouse of Horror III