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Marge: Well, I'm Sure Glad We Didn't Turn Into Mindless Zombies.
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Marge: Well, I'm sure glad we didn't turn into mindless zombies.
Bart: [zombie-like] Shhhhh... T V.
Homer: [zombie-like] MAN..FALL..DOWN.....FUNNY!
Family: [zombie-like] MMMMMM.
-- "Treehouse of Horror III"
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Bart: Dad, you killed the Zombie Flanders! Homer: He was a zombie? Treehouse of Horror III
Bart: Dad, you killed the Zombie Flanders! Homer: He was a Zombie!? -- "Treehouse of Horror III
KZMB, All Zombie Radio. Grrrrrrrrrr! -- "Treehouse of Horror III
Homer: [shocked] Barney, not you too?! Barney: I'm not a Zombie, but hey, when in Rome.
.. -- "Treehouse of Horror III...
Man: Your father really needs your help. You don't want him to get a lobotomy, do you?
Bart: Hm... lobotomy... [begin dream] [Bart is playing in the house and breaks a lamp] Home...
Homer: Take that, Washington! Eat lead, Einstein!
Show's over, Shakespeare! Will: [collapsing dramatically] Is this the end of Zombie Shakespeare?...
Zombie Flanders: Hey Simpson! I'm feeling a mite peckish.
[sinisterly] Mind if I chew your EAR? -- "Treehouse of Horror III...
Bart: Chapter 8; Let's talk zombies. If a zombie bites you, you'll become a zombie.
You must walk the earth, feeding on the brains of the living until the spell is broken....
I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard.
And -- and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises -- you got it?...