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I Wish For A Turkey Sandwich On Rye Bread With Lettuce And Mustard.
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Homer Simpson
I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. And
-- and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey
myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises -- you got it?
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror II
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I'll make a wish that can't backfire. I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, &l
and> I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises....
Merchant: Sir, I must strongly advise you, do not purchase this.
Behind every wish lurks grave misfortune. I, myself, was one president of Algeria....
Vendor: Sir, I must strongly advise you: Do not purchase this.
Behind every wish lurks grave misfortune. I, myself, was once president of Algeria....
I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff.
And I want in. -- Homer Simpson Homer the Grea...
I want a new duck. -- Weird Al
Burns: Hear me out Simpson! I don't want you to come back as a technical supervisor, or supervising technician, or whatever the hell you used to be.
I want you to be in charge of safety here at the plant....
Homer: I suppose you want to probe me. Well, you might as well get it over with.
Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us....
Kirk: "I don't want to hurt you." -- "Bread and Circuses", Stardate 4041.2.