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Oakley-Doakley-Do! -- Ned Flanders, "Marge Gets A Job
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Oakley-Doakley-Do!
-- Ned Flanders, "Marge Gets a Job"
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Come on, Homer. I've got an ambition to do some wishin'! -- Ned Flanders, "When Flanders Failed
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