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Now, Over The Next Six Hours, I'll Be Going Over The Do's And Do-Not-Do's Of Foundation Repair.
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Now, over the next six hours, I'll be going over the Do's and
Do-Not-Do's of foundation repair.
-- Troy McClure's instructional video,
"Marge Gets a Job"
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Troy: Now, do you hav extruded poly-vinyl foam insulation?
Homer: No. Troy: Good. -- Homer improvement, "Marge Gets a Job...
Hello, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such instructional videos as "Mothballing Your Battleship" and "Dig Your Own Grave, And Save!
-- "Marge Gets a Job...
Marge: Honey, I know you feel a little silly saying the same four words over and over, but you shouldn't.
You're making people happy, and that's a very hard thing to do....
And now that you know how it's done... Don't do it.
-- Troy McClure narrates a sex education film, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
Oakley-Doakley-Do! -- Ned Flanders, "Marge Gets a Job
Marge: What do I do? Smithers: Heh, heh, heh. Marge, please!
According to your r\'esum\'e you
this machine....
Scott: And now over to Kent Brockman for some grim economic news.
Kent: Scott, things aren't as happy as they used to be down here at the unemployment office....
Smithers: Next. There's a problem with the reactor -- what do you do?
Homer: There's a problem with the reactor?? We're all going to die!! I Married Marge...
Marge: [voice over] The kids at school were even worse.
[young Marge gets on the bus, sits next to a girl] Girl...