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Wife: Now, I Don't Know Much About Haggling Or Bargaining, So Let's Just Pay Whatever The Winfields Want.
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Wife: Now, I don't know much about haggling or bargaining, so let's
just pay whatever the Winfields want.
Agent: That could work.
-- Flexibility is our middle name,
"The New Kid on the Block"
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