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  -- Homer snaps at Akira the waiter, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
• Bart: Why'd they make that one muppet out of leather?
  Marge: That's not a leather muppet, that's Troy McClure....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Dr. H: You have twenty-four hours to live. Homer: Twenty-four hours!
  Dr. H: Well, twenty-two. I'm sorry I kept you waiting so long....
• Omag: "Where's the waiter? Isn't there a waiter in this sorry place?
  !" Riker: "Is there a problem?" Omag: "Yes. I need more napkins!...
• No need to panic. There is a map to the hospital on the back of the menu.
  -- Apprentice chef at the Japanese restaurant, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
• Abe: [narrating] The story of the Simpson family began in the Old Country.
  I forget which one exactly. My dad would drone on and on about America....
• Wife: Now, I don't know much about haggling or bargaining, so let's just pay whatever the Winfields want.
  Agent: That could work. -- Flexibility is our middle name, "The New Kid on the Block...
• Pelicans have switched from sardines to herring. The reason is obvious.
  The smaller fish just didn't fill the bill! (Oh, I am sorry, really!)...