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Aide: Eighteen Thousand Letters, All Addressed To Santa Claus.
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Aide: Eighteen thousand letters, all addressed to Santa Claus.
Attorney: You want the People of Springfield versus Kris Kringle.
That's next door.
-- "The New Kid on the Block"
Related:
Hibbert: Is the alien carbon-based, or silicone-based?
Homer: Uhhh... the second one. Zillifone. Next question?...
The new, inexperienced new kid on the block.
Is it true that your husband consumed a ten-pound bag of flour when no other food was available?
-- The defense attorney cross-examines Marge, "The New Kid on the Block...
Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.
Arguement? No, this is Abuse. You want next door.
The joy is in the doing. -- Elizabeth Braidwood The joy is in the dancing.
-- Justin du Coeur The joy is in the dancer. -- Justin's lady The joy is in Dancer, and Prancer, and Vixen....
Can't talk. Eating. -- Homer, "The New Kid on the Block
Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.
SMILEY oO:-)*** Santa Clau