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Can't Talk. Eating. -- Homer, "The New Kid On The Block
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Can't talk. Eating.
-- Homer, "The New Kid on the Block"
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The new, inexperienced new kid on the block.
Homer: All you can eat. Ha! Hutz: Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fradulent advertising since my suit against the film, "The Never-Ending Story".
-- "The New Kid on the Block...
I wore my extra loose pants for nothing. Nothing!
-- Homer Simpson New Kid on the Block...
Lisa: Good luck in your trumped-up lawsuit, Dad. Home
[hugs her] Thanks. That means a lot to me. -- "The New Kid on the Block...
Marge: That medicine's not for you! Homer: [emptying assorted bottles of medicine] C'mon, Marge!
Maybe I'm not getting enough... [reads the label] estrogen....
Laura's mother: Well, I know what you're thinking, and the answer is yes.
I want to be fixed up with one of your friends as soon as you can arrange it....
Homer: Marge, we're going to that restaurant. Marge
But I think I'm allergic to seafood. The last time I ate shrimp, my throat closed up, and I went into convulsions....
Homer: Uh, and there was something else... Something I was supposed to tiptoe around.
.. Laura's mother: My divorce. Homer: <That's> it!...
Homer: So, do you think I have a case? Hutz: I don't use the word hero very often, but you are the greatest hero in American history.
Homer: Woo-hoo! -- I'm sorry, did I say `hero'? I meant `zero'. "The New Kid on the Block...