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Homer: Gasp! Adam West! [calling] Kids! Batman! Lisa
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Homer: Gasp! Adam West! [calling] Kids! Batman!
Lisa: Dad, that's not the real Batman.
Adam West: Of
I'm the real Batman. [shows a glossy]
Here's a picture of me with Robin.
Bart: Who the hell is Robin?
-- Kid today, "Mr. Plow"
Related:
Bart: Hey look! Is that dad? Lisa: Either that, or Batman's really let himself go.
-- You mean he looks like Adam West? "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
Batman does it with Robin.
Holy Hand Grenades, Batman! -- Robi
Out of the mouth of Boy Wonders ofttimes come gems. -- TV's Batman, aka Adam We
I want to be Robin to Bush's Batman. -- Vice President Dan Quayle
Batman, was around here somewhere
Teacher: Is something wrong, Mr. Simpson? Bart: I don't like wearing tights, ma'am.
Teacher: But so many of your heroes wear tights: Batman, for example, and....
inging] Jingle Bells, Batman Smells Robin laid an egg Batmobile lost its wheel The Joker got away, hey!
[spoken] Thank you, thank you very much. [hits Milhouse in the face with the microphone] Oh, I'm sorry, kid....