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• Oh, well, of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.
  -- Homer Simpson El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Ralph: Hey, Mister, do you need some help? Otto: Let him go, Ralph.
  He knows what he's doing....
• Lisa: I'm gonna go get some vegetarian chili before they get desperate and add meat.
  Bart: I'm gonna go claim some valuables at the lost-and-found....
• Bart: Lis, check it out. Time for chili. Lisa: [bored] I saw it, Bart.
  Bart: You're just mad 'cause there's no clock in your hat....
• Wiggum: Look at all them hot pants. Lenny: Hey, who likes short shorts?
  Crowd: [chanting] We like short shorts!...
• They say he carved it himself... from a bigger spoon.
  -- Lenny narrates the spoon legend, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Hey, buddy! Get back there with the other rocks!
  -- Homer's attempt to domesticate rocks, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• That Simpson, he thinks he's the pope of chili town.
  -- Wiggum, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Homer: Well of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.
  Now where are my chili boots? [finds them in the closet] Ah!...