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• Tony: OK, wherever Krusty's gone, we'll find him. Legs, you check out the East Side.
  Louie, Rome and Budapest. Tell the boys I want a total world search....
• Quimby: {This is incredible. It's God's most wondrous miracle.
  } Nurse: {Sir, I think your wife wants to hold the baby....
• Homer: Wait a minute...even Lenny is teaching a class!
  Look at the way they admire and adore him....
• Blofeld: 20. Your move, Mr. Bond. Bond: I'll take a hit, dealer.
  [Homer gives him a card] Joker! You were supposed to take those out of the deck....
• Marge: I'm disappointed in you. But it turns out I had a wonderful time with Ruth Powers.
  In fact, we're going out again tomorrow night. Home...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer to ambulance driver: I want my wife to get the best treatment money can buy!
  Ambulance driver flicks switch so ambulance sign changes from "Ambulance" to "Beth Israel....
• Troy: [voiceover] When Springfield legalized gambling, Homer became a blackjack dealer -- and comedy was in the cards.
  Blofeld: 20. Your move, Mr. Bond. Bond: I'll take a hit, dealer....
• Homer: I always just figured my wife was my soulmate.
  But if it's not Marge, then who is it? Where do I begin looking?...