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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
  Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
• Bart flicks a pea at Lisa] Lisa: Hey! Mom! Bart's throwing peas.
  Marge: Bart, don't throw peas at your sister. Ba...
• Marge: Stop it, stop it, stop it! [flicks light on and off] Ba
  Mom, that is _really_ annoying. Lisa: Bart started it....
• Marge: Bart, you said you were going to study. Ba
  [clearly in pain] Oh! My stomach. Marge: Mmm, you just don't want to take that test....
• Barlow: So, my friends, let's just junk those Dumbocrats and their bleeding-heart smellfare program.
  Lisa: Dad, I had to listen to this jerk all morning....
• Marge: Homer! Get ready! Patty and Selma will be here any minute.
  Homer: D'oh! Oh no...better ride this one out in the closet....
• Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
  Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....
• Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant.
  -- "Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically it's for a giraffe, but I think I can let it out a little....