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It May Be On A Lousy Channel, But The Simpsons Are On TV!
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It may be on a lousy channel, but The Simpsons are on TV!
-- Homer proudly introduces his television debut,
"Mr. Plow"
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My prices are so low, you'll think I suffered brain damage!
-- Truth in advertising, in Homer's TV commercial as... "Mr. Plow...
Homer: [narrating a TV commercial] Are you tired of having your hands cut off by snowblowers?
And the inevitable heart attacks that come with shoveling snow?...
I'm your host, Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules" and "Dial M for Murderousness"!
-- Troy McClure hosts another stupid television show, "Mr. Plow...
Yeah, they were gay. -- Homer pretends to be Tony Plow, from "Leave It to Beaver", "Mr.
Plow...
Kent: This is hour 57 of our live, round-the-clock coverage outside the Simpson estate.
Remember, by the way, to tune in at 8:00 for highlights of today's vigil, including when the garbage man came and when Marge Simpson put the cat out....
Reverend Lovejoy: Homer, this is really low. Home
Not as low as my low, low prices! Mr. Plow...
McClure: "Spinoff!" Is there any word more thrilling to the human soul?
Hi, I'm Troy McClure. [begins walking] You may remember me from such TV spinoffs as "Son of Sanford and Son" and "AfterMannix....
Prez: [on TV] Dean Bitterman, I hope nothing unsavory happens during my visit.
As you know, I _am_ the President of the United States....
Lisa: Dad, look! [holds TV up] Homer: Television! Teacher, mother, [lusty] secret lover.
Urge to kill...fading...fading...fading -- rising!...