Lisa: Dad, look! [holds TV up]
Homer: Television! Teacher, mother, [lusty] secret lover.
Urge to kill...fading...fading...fading -- rising! Fading...
fading
[family sighs]
Come, family. Sit in the snow with Daddy and let us all bask in
television's warm glowing warming glow.
[hours later, everyone is frozen]
Man: [on TV] Live, from Broadway, it's the Tony Awards, with your
hosts Tyne Daly and Hal Linden!
Bart: [with difficulty] Homer...change channel!
Homer: Can't! Frozen!
[music on TV: "One chorus line of people..."]
Urge to kill...rising...
-- Enough to make _anyone_ kill, "Treehouse of Horror V"