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Bart: Homer! Homer: Heh, Heh, Heh, Heh, Heh. Homer's What Grownups Call Me.
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Bart: Homer!
Homer: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. Homer's what grownups call me. Call me
daddy.
Bart: Homer.
Homer: Daddy.
Bart: Homer.
Homer: [increasingly irate] Daddy.
Bart: Da...da...da...
Homer: Yes?
Bart: D'omer! Hah, hah, hah...
Homer: Why you little...[chokes Bart]
-- Homer practices tongue extension on Bart,
"Lisa's First Word"
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Homer: Got your nose! Heh heh heh. Bart: Got your wallet!
[flushes down toilet] -- Precocious, ain't he, "Lisa's First Word...
Bart: Dad, I want to be a daredevil. Homer: Heh heh heh.
Kids say such stupid things. -- "Bart the Daredevil...
Marge: I saved this newspaper from the day Lisa was born.
Lisa: "Mondale to Hart: [confused] Where's the beef?...
Satan: Come on, Lisa. Watch a little cable with us.
Heh heh. It won't cost you a thing ... EXCEPT YOUR SOUL!...
Bart: I'll gonna knock you out one more time and that's it, this is getting boring man!
Homer: [smirking] Try not to kill me too hard, son. Heh heh heh. -- "Moaning Lisa...
Bart: Looks like I've got me a genuine glow-in-the-dark police badge!
[hunts through the box of cereal] Hey, it's not in here....
Ned: I'm talking about your, heh heh, potty-mouth.
Homer: What the hell are you talking about? -- "Bart the Love...
Homer: What'd you kids get? Bart: I bought this cool pencil holder.
Homer: Heh heh, far out man. I haven't seen a bong in years....
Homer: What is it, boy? Bart: Mmph. Mmph. Mmph. Home
Is anything the matter, my son? Talk to me, young man....