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• Bart: Dad, I want to be a daredevil. Homer: Heh heh heh.
  Kids say such stupid things. -- "Bart the Daredevil...
• Ned: If you need anything just give a whistle. Home
  I could use a TV tray. Ned: Well, gee... Homer: What?...
• Homer: We'd like to dedicate this next number to a very special woman.
  She's a hundred years old, and she weighs over two hundred....
• Marge: Your teenage son or daughter will think this wishbone necklace is really cool!
  Man: I doubt my son or daughter is that stupid....
• Bart: Oh boy! Free trading cards! Milhouse: Wow! Joseph of Arimathea!
  Twenty six conversions in A.D. 46. Nelson: Whoa, a Methuselah rookie card!...
• Bart: Oh boy! Free trading cards! Milhouse: Wow! Joseph of Arimathea!
  Twenty six conversions in A.D. 46. Nelson: Whoa, a Methuselah rookie card!...
• Bart: Man, that's some story! Lisa: But there are still a few things I don't get.
  Like, how come we never heard about this until today?...
• Homer: Heh heh heh, I did it! Second in line, and all I had to do was miss eight days of work.
  Man: With the money you would have made working, you could have bought tickets from a scalper....
• Marge: Homer, you're going to be famous! Homer: Yeah, but I'm not gonna let it change our lives.
  I'll be the same loving father I've always been....