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• Marge: The story of Lisa's first word is very cute.
  Bart+Lisa: Tell it, Mom! Tell it, Mom! Tell it! Home...
• Marge: Please, Homer, can't we try it? [going to a sushi bar] Home
  No. Lisa: Please, Dad, this argument humiliates us both....
• Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad. Home
  No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad....
• Sherry: Hey Bart! Our dad says your dad is incompetent.
  Bart: What does incompetent mean? Terry: It means he spends more time yacking and scarfing down donuts than doing his job....
• Bart: Homer! Homer: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. Homer's what grownups call me.
  Call me daddy. Bart: Homer. Homer: Daddy....
• Marge: Why don't we do something to take our minds off the storm?
  [looks through a box] Oooh, a Rubik's Cube!...
• Lisa: So, Dad, were you excited that Mom was pregnant?
  Homer: Actually, your mother hadn't told me. At that time I had no idea Maggie even existed....
• Bart: Krusty funny! Homer: Duh. -- Homer watches TV with Little Bart, "Lisa's First Word
• Bart: Dad...we've been robbed! Lisa: Wake up, Dad, wake up!
  There was a burglar and he took my saxophone!...