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Ned: We'll Take Good Care Of Your Boy, Simpson. Enjoy The Miracle Of Creation!
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Ned: We'll take good care of your boy, Simpson. Enjoy the miracle
of creation!
Homer: Shut up, Flanders. [drives off]
Ned: So, what d'you kids wanna play?
Rod+Todd: "Good Samaritan!"
-- Gotta start 'em young, "Lisa's First Word"
Related:
Todd: I get to clothe the leper. Rod: Lucky! Ned
Supper time, boys! Todd: Oh boy: liver! Rod: Iron helps us play....
Goodman: Kids, meet your new foster family. Rod+Todd
We love you! Bart: [getting hugged] Uh...please don't hug me....
Marge: Good news, honey: two weeks are up. You don't have to wear your glasses any more!
And your scalp and posture seem fine. Bart: [triumphant] Yes!...
Ned: Well, children, it's Saturday night. So, what say we let our hair down and play "Bombardment"?
Bart+Lisa: Yay! Ned: Of Bible questions? Rod+Todd...
Homer: Hey! What's up for today, Neddy? Ned: Uh, er, Homer, we're gonna visit the boys' grandmother.
Family only, you know? Homer: Right! No reporters....
Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily....
Father sheep: What's wrong, Jeremiah? Jeremiah
It's not fair. My brother Joseph has a sin to confess....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Lisa: Mom's police tape isn't a toy, Dad. Homer: Shush, dear.
You'll wreck Daddy's fun. Ned: [walking up, singing] Bringing in the sheaves, bringing in the -- oh my Lord....