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• Ned: We'll take good care of your boy, Simpson. Enjoy the miracle of creation!
  Homer: Shut up, Flanders. [drives off] Ned...
• Homer: Hey! What's up for today, Neddy? Ned: Uh, er, Homer, we're gonna visit the boys' grandmother.
  Family only, you know? Homer: Right! No reporters....
• Ned: Maude? Rod? Todd? Todd: [upside down; lying on the rubble] I'm right here, Daddy.
  Maude: Oh Neddy, it was terrifying. I thought I was headed for the eternal bliss of paradise....
• Ned: Well, children, it's Saturday night. So, what say we let our hair down and play "Bombardment"?
  Bart+Lisa: Yay! Ned: Of Bible questions? Rod+Todd...
• Maude: Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables? Todd
  Hell, no! Ned+Maude+Rod: [gasp!] Maude: What did you say?...
• Maude: OK, boys, time for bed. Say good night. Rod+Todd
  Good night, Daddy. Good night, Uncle Homer. Home...
• Todd: Oh my gosh! Look at Rod! Rod: [stuck horizontally inside a tree] I have a headache.
  [Ned pulls him out] Ned: Well, sir, everyone's alive....
• Marge: I hope the children enjoy my special fruit punch.
  Lisa: We got the recipe from the Fruit Punch Advisory Board....
• Father sheep: What's wrong, Jeremiah? Jeremiah
  It's not fair. My brother Joseph has a sin to confess....