Marge: Homer, I've made a special surprise just for you!
Homer: It can only be one thing.
[imagines a roast pig suggesting Homer eat his rump]
Marge: [hands Homer oatmeal] Here you go.
Homer: What the hell is this?
Marge: Nice, healthy oatmeal.
Homer: [sarcastic] Ooh, oatmeal, what a delightful treat! Aw, there's a
bug in it.
[dumps the oatmeal in the sink]
Marge: No there isn't.
Homer: Trust me.
[starts eating bacon]
Bart: Dad, there's a bug on that.
Homer: Naah.
[keeps on eating]
-- Selective vision, "Homer's Triple Bypass"
