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Buy three tubes of Mister Blister, get one free.
-- Patty reads a discount coupon,
"Homer's Triple Bypass"
Related:
Nick: Hi, everybody! Crowd: Hi, Dr. Nick! Nick: If something should go wrong, let's not get the law involved!
One hand washes the other. Oh, that reminds me!...
Hibbert: Mr. Simpson, you must get that operation as soon as possible.
Homer: But I don't have $40,000! Maybe I'll just get one of these machines....
Marge: [answers the phone] Hello...Yes? Oh my Lord!
Homer's in the hospital, they think it's his heart!...
Patty: Marge, this is Andre. Andre: [with attempted sexiness] Hello.
Selma: I think you two would make a perfect couple....
Moe: Hey, Homer, I snuck you in a beer for old times' sake?
Homer: Thanks, Moe. [drinks it] Moe: You know, Homer, that beer ain't free....
Remember your Hippopotamus oath! -- Homer to Dr. Hibbert, "Homer's Triple Bypa
Lenny: All of us guys pitched in and made you a "Get Well" card.
Homer: Thanks, guys. [we see the back, it reads "EMERGENCY PROCEDURE - DO NOT REMOVE"] Carl...
Oh, it could be worse. Some dog could do the operation.
-- Homer can't afford a coronary bypass, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
Apu: Poor Mister Homer. Could it be that my snack treats are responsible for his wretched health?
Customer: I need some jerky. Apu: Would you like some vodka with that?...