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• Nick: Hi everybody! I'm Dr. Nick Riviera. PA
  Doctor Riviera, Doctor Nick Riviera. Please report to the coroner immediately!...
• The knee bone's connected to the something, The something is connected to the red thing, The red thing is connected to my wrist watch -- Uh oh.
  -- Dr. Nick reminds himself how to do medicine, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• Dr. Nick: Hi everybody! Homer+Bart: Hi Doctor Nick!
  Nick: Now there are many options available for dangerously underweighted individuals like yourself....
• Oh, no, someone taped over the end of this! -- Dr.
  Nick Riviera's poignant observation, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• Troy: I'm here to tell you about `Spiffy!', the twenty-first-century stain remover.
  Let's meet the inventor, Dr. Nick Riviera. Nick: Thank you, Troy!...
• Nick: Good news! The operation was a complete success!
  [the ceiling shines] -- And God smiled, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• Doctor: [on TV] ...and then, you make the incision below the collarbone.
  [splurt] Nick: Oh, no. Blood!...
• Riviera: Hi, everybody! Board: [unenthused] Hi, Dr.
  Nick. -- At a malpractice board hearing, "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield...
• Nick: I'll perform any operation for $129.95! Come in for brain surgery and receive a free Chinese finger trap!
  [escorts away a lobotomy patient with hands stuck in said device] All right, Fred....