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Homer: Are We Gonna Die, Son? Bart: Yeah, But At Least We're Going To Take A Lot Of Innocent People.
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Homer: Are we gonna die, son?
Bart: Yeah, but at least we're going to take a lot of innocent people.
-- "Marge vs. the Monorail"
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