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Grandpa [beginning His Speech Against The Construction Of The Monorail]
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Grandpa [beginning his speech against the construction of the Monorail]: We could spend this million building a Monorail, bu--
Crowd: Yah!!!
The mob not understanding rhetorical devices
Episode: Marge vs. the Monorail
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Just tell us your idea, and we'll vote for it! Episode: Marge vs. the Monorail...