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• A man met a beautiful young woman in a bar. They got along well, shared dinner, and had a marvelous evening.
  When he left her, he told her that he had really enjoyed their time together, and hoped to see her again, soon....
• Marge: You look awful! Homer: I don't care. I'm going to Duff Gardens!
• He gave his life for tourism.
• Man has been called a rational being, but rationality is a matter of choice -- and the alternative his nature offers him i
  ational being or suicidal animal. Man has to be man -- by choice...
• Out of the best and most productive years of each man's life
  he should carve a segment in which he puts his private career aside to serve his community and his country, and thereby serve his children, his neighbors, his fellow men, and the cause of freedom....
• Two men came before Nasrudin when he was magistrate.
  The first man said, This man has bitten my ear -- I demand compensation....