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Marge: You Look Awful! Homer: I Don't Care. I'm Going To Duff Gardens!
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Marge: You look awful!
Homer: I don't care. I'm going to Duff Gardens!
[his face quivers and he drops to the floor, crawling away]
-- A man with a mission, "Selma's Choice"
Related:
Marge: I want to thank you for taking care of the kids on such short notice.
Selma: We'll have fun, won't we kids? Bart: To get to Duff Gardens, I'd ride with Satan himself....
Marge: The funeral's in Littleneck Falls. I'm afraid we'll have to go to Duff Gardens some other time.
Lisa: We understand. Bart: No use complaining about something you can't change....
Don't blame these kids, it's not their fault. I think their father's missing a chromosome.
-- Selma blames the Duff Gardens incident on Homer, "Selma's Choice...
Homer: S-s-ssoo coolld... Marge: Homey, your lips are turning blue.
I think you'd better stay home. Homer: No! Duff Gardens, hurraaahhh....
Bart, warm up the car. We're going to Duff Gardens! -- Homer, "Selma's Choice
Bart: Can we go to Duff Gardens this weekend? Home
Sure. Unless another aunt dies. -- "Selma's Choice...
Homer: This is my quest. I'm like that guy. That Spanish guy.
You know, he fought the windmill... Marge: Don Quixote?...
Bart and Lisa talk simultaneously] [Bart pulls back the covers] [Homer looks grotesquely sick] Ba
Oh, man, Dad's dead. -- Can we still go to Duff Gardens?, "Selma's Choice...
Homer: Hi, kids, how was Duff Gardens? Lisa: Can't talk, coming down.
[takes some pills] -- Lisa under psychedelia, "Selma's Choice...