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• Ned: If you need anything just give a whistle. Home
  I could use a TV tray. Ned: Well, gee... Homer: What?...
• Lisa: Mom's police tape isn't a toy, Dad. Homer: Shush, dear.
  You'll wreck Daddy's fun. Ned: [walking up, singing] Bringing in the sheaves, bringing in the -- oh my Lord....
• Ned: Thanks, everyone! I'm all better now. No more storing up the anger till I explode.
  If any of you does something I don't like, yo-ou're gonna hear about it!...
• Homer: God, if you really are God, you'll get me tickets to that game.
  [doorbell rings] Ned: Heidely-ho, neighbor....
• Ned: Simpson, what a pleasant surprise. We were just pulling taffy.
  Homer: Gee, the fun never stops at the Flanders house, does it....
• Homer: Well, time to go to work. Homer's brain: Little do they know I'm ducking out early to take the Duff Brewery tour.
  Homer: Roll in at nine, punch out at five, that's the plan....
• Homer: Ned Flanders, I mock your value system. You also appear foolish to the eyes of others.
  Ned: Well howdy, Homer! [partition slides up] Ooh, thanks for dropping by!...
• Homer drives to Flanders' house; rings doorbell] Ned
  Well, Homer, what a pleasant -- Homer: Can't talk now, Flanders....
• Ned: I'm talking about your, heh heh, potty-mouth.
  Homer: What the hell are you talking about? -- "Bart the Love...