Ned: [uneasy] Uh, be careful there, Homer, that is sort of a new
table, heh heh, heh.
Homer: Watch this, Ned. They don't call me "Springfield Fats" just
because I'm morbidly obese!
[tables legs break off under Homer's weight]
_Now_ you've got a lawsuit on your hands. Just kidding.
-- A bad time for joking, "Homer Loves Flanders"