Homer: Ned Flanders, I Mock Your Value System. You Also Appear Foolish To The Eyes Of Others.

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Homer: Ned Flanders, I mock your value system. You also appear foolish
to the eyes of others.
Ned: Well howdy, Homer! [partition slides up] Ooh, thanks for
dropping by!
Foster: Hmm. He's not responding. [into microphone] Proceed to level 2
antagonism.
[slides down partition]
Homer: Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent.
Ned: Oh, well, I'll just have to try harder. Heh heh. [partition
slides up] Ooh! Thanks for dropping by!
Foster: Ah, he's still repressing. [into microphone] Maximum hostility
factor.
[slide down partition]
Homer: I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other.
Now _that's_ psychiatry! Eh? Eh?
-- Freud would be proud, "Hurricane Neddy"

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