Lisa: Look! The Seven Duffs!
Bart: There's Tipsy and Queasy...
Lisa: There's Surly and Remorseful...
[Surly pushes Remorseful aside]
[a kid takes a picture of Surly]
Surly: Take a picture, it'll last longer. Get outta here.
[the kid runs off]
-- Truly in character, "Selma's Choice"