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• Hi, this is Corey. Hope you and I can get married someday.
  -- Call 1-900-555-CORY, "Brother from the Same Plane...
• Marge: [bright] Well, as Jerry Lee Lewis would say, "There's a whole lotta frownin' going on".
  [laughs, then says "Mmm..."] Lisa: Mom, doesn't _any_ love story have a happy ending?...
• Hi, kids! You've reached the Krusty Hot-Line! If you haven't asked your parent's permission, naughty-naughty!
  But Krusty forgives you. ($2 for the first minute, 50 cents for each additional minute....
• Homer: Bart's not mad at me. Marge: He called you a bad father.
  Homer: Marge, when kids these days say `bad', they mean `good'....
• Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
  -- Prof. Irwin Corey...
• Homer: Hey, boy. Where ya goin'? Bart: Father-son picnic.
  [leaves] Homer: Have a good time! ... Wait a minute... -- "Brother from the Same Plane...
• Another beer, Dad? -- Bart, "Brother from the Same Plane
• Homer: Here's your magazines. How many of these guys are named Corey?
  Lisa: Eight. Thanks, Dad. Bart's Dog Gets An F...
• Pepe: Oh, Papa Homer, you are so learn\`ed. Home
  Heh heh heh. `Learn'd', son. It's pronounced `learn'd'. -- "Brother from the Same Plane...