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• Krusty: Hey, kids! It's story time. [laughs] I'm going to tell you the story of Krusty's expensive new sui
  his sexual harassment suit. [laughs painfully] Boy....
• Kent: For another opinion... Krusty: [laughs] Hi, kids!
  [laughs] Kent: Krusty, please. We're giving you the opportunity to participate in a serious discussion, here....
• Krusty: Hi, kids! [laughs] [sees empty studio] Huh?
  Is it Saturday? -- "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
• Itchy: Thanks, kids. Now we'd like to speak to you seriously for a moment.
  Scratchy: Yup. This week is the grand opening of "Itchy and Scratchy Land" -- the violentest place on earth[tm]....
• Bart: [laughing at I&S] You know, this isn't so bad.
  I'll just spend the summer getting better acquainted with an old friend called television....
• TV: So call me now! $5 for the first minute, $2 for each additional minute!
  Homer: [dials the number] Voice: You... have reached....
• Hello, you have reached the New Bedlam "Wrongly Committed" Hot-line.
  All of our operators are currently busy. Please stand by....
• Krusty: I'd like to thank everybody who contributed to Krusty's canned food drive.
  Your generous donations have made this our slipperiest, slimiest slop-stacle course ever!...
• Something better... 1 (obvious): Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?
  2 (meteorological): Everybody take cover. She's going to blow....