Bart: Someday, I Want To Be An F-14 Pilot Like My Hero Tom.

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Bart: Someday, I want to be an F-14 pilot like my hero Tom. He lent
me this new weapon called a neuro-disruptor.
[Bart aims it and fires it at Martin, who convulses and collapses.
The other kids applaud politely.]
Ms.K: He's not dead, is he, Bart?
Bart: Naah, but I wouldn't give him any homework for a while.
Ms.K: Very good, Bart. Thank you.
Bart: Oh, don't thank me. Thank an unprecedented eight-year military
build-up.
-- "Brother from the Same Planet"

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