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  A. J. P. Martin. Ms. K: [applauding] Oh, brilliant, Martin, brilliant!...
• Ms. K: Children, I know this is highly irregular, but for the rest of the uh day, Martin will be teaching this class.
  Martin: I will? But I wouldn't know where to begin....
• Martin: [takes a seat at the front of the bus] Ba
  No! Martin: No? Bart: Only geeks sit in the front seat....
• Bart: I can make it so the other kids don't laugh at you so much.
  Martin: They... laugh at me? I've always considered myself rather popular....
• He says there aren't any easy answers. I say, he's not looking hard enough!
  -- Bart's campaign speech against Martin, "Lisa's Substitute...
• Mrs. K: Sodium tetrasulfate is highly toxic, and can remove your skin.
  [pours into a beaker] Say when... [chuckles] Marti...
• Martin: As your president, I would demand a science-fiction library, featuring an ABC of the over[something] genre.
  Asimov, Bester, Clarke! Student: What abouy Ray Bradbury?...
• Skinner: Children, the times they are a-becoming quite different.
  Test scores are at an all-time low, so I've come up with these academic alerts....
• Martin: [campaign speech] In a sample taken in this very classroom, a state inspector found 1.
  74 parts per million of asbestos! Bart: That's not enough!...