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Homer: Son, I Just Want You To Know I Love You Very Much.
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Homer: Son, I just want you to know I love you very much.
Bart: [shoves a half grapefruit in Homer's face] Shut up!
[end of flashback]
Homer: Mmmmmm... grapefruit.
-- "Brother from the Same Planet"
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