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• Pepe: Oh, Papa Homer, you are so learn\`ed. Home
  Heh heh heh. `Learn'd', son. It's pronounced `learn'd'. -- "Brother from the Same Plane...
• Pepe: Tell me more! I want to know <all> the constellations.
  Homer: Well, there's... Jerry the Cowboy. And that big dipper looking thing is Alan....
• Mexican/Italian Food: Pepe Roney
• If you are a skunk, you learn to hold your breath for a long time! -- Pepe the Skunk
• Bart: Can I, Mom? Can I take the job? Marge: Well -- Home
  Why not? I remember my first after school job. I was in a band....
• Homer: Son, I just want you to know I love you very much.
  Bart: [shoves a half grapefruit in Homer's face] Shut up!...
• Homer: Remember when I used to push you on the swing?
  Bart: I was faking it. Homer: Gasp! Liar! Bart: Oh yeah?...
• Marge: Why didn't you ask our permission, Lisa? Lisa
  I did! [begin flashback. Homer watches television, Lisa stands in front....
• Marge: Homer, do you have an explanation for this bill?
  Homer: Oh, it's that record club. The first nine were only a penny....