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• Homer rings Ned's doorbell] Marge: [calling from window] Homer?
  Homer: Huh? Marge: Are you planning to hit Ned Flanders with that pipe and take his tickets?...
• Ned: I can't do it, Maude. I can't face their accusing eyes!
  Maude: Oh, don't worry, Ned. This is a house of love and forgiveness....
• Homer: [gasps] Duck! I can't let the boys see me with you!
  Ned: What? Homer: [grunts, pushes Ned down] Hi! Lenny...
• Ned: Oh, I guess it's time for me to duck again. Home
  No! I want everyone to know that -- [yells] this is Ned Flanders, my friend!...
• Ned: We did it! We got rid of -- [siren wail
  Ned is pulled over] Ned: I told you, officer, I'm not "hepped up on Goofballs....
• Ned: I don't know how to say this, but uh... Home
  Oh, knock it off, Flanders; don't start blubbering on me....
• Father sheep: What's wrong, Jeremiah? Jeremiah
  It's not fair. My brother Joseph has a sin to confess....
• Maude: OK, boys, time for bed. Say good night. Rod+Todd
  Good night, Daddy. Good night, Uncle Homer. Home...
• Homer: Hey! What's up for today, Neddy? Ned: Uh, er, Homer, we're gonna visit the boys' grandmother.
  Family only, you know? Homer: Right! No reporters....