We Are The Mediocre Presidents. You Won't Find Our Faces On Dollars Or On Cents!

We Are The Mediocre Presidents. You Won't Find Our Faces On Dollars Or On Cents!

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We are the mediocre presidents.
You won't find our faces on dollars or on cents!
There's Taylor, there's Tyler, there's Fillmore and there's Hayes.
There's William Henry Harrison, "I died in thirty days!"
We... are... the... adequate, forgettable, occasionally regrettable
Caretaker presidents of the U-S-A!
-- President's Day Pageant, "I Love Lisa"

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The challenge was to write a paragraph that read one way when punctuated one way, and read the complete opposite when punctuated another way.
Dear President Clinton, Dear President Clinton, I would like to compliment you....
It is my opinion that the use of this barbarous weapon at Hiroshima and Nagasaki was of no material assistance in our war against Japan.
The Japanese were already defeated and ready to surrender because of the effective sea blockade and the successful bombing with conventional weapons....
Homer: He _spanked_ you? _You_? Bart Simpson? Ba
I begged him to stop, but he said it was for the good of the nation....
Rod'em and Shaft'em our presidents!
On Presidents Day you stay home and you don't do anything.
Sounds like Vice Presidents Day! -- Jay Leno...
Why do we expect our Presidents to control destiny when they cannot even control the House of Representatives?
-- Russell Bake...
Of all the days that 's in the week I dearly love but one day, And that 's the day that comes betwixt A Saturday and Monday.
-- Henry Carey (1663-1743) -- Sally in our Alley...
Abe: And to my son Homer -- Homer: Woo-hoo! Abe: -- and his entire family -- Home
D'oh! Abe: -- I leave these: a box of mint-condition 1918 liberty-head silver dollars....
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